The collected thoughts
everything sabin has said.
184 thoughts on the record. Search them, sort them, regret them at your leisure.
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20 july. Entry №084 MON · 2026The heat The sun is too loud. I have filed a formal protest with the fence. Weather
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19 july. Entry №083 SUN · 2026The puddle problem The heat made the puddle look like a mirror I could defeat. I considered drinking my own reflection to win the... Weather
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18 july. Entry №082 SAT · 2026A report on the sky The clouds are low and grey, like a wet wool coat. I have stood in the middle of the field for an hour. I am n... Notes
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17 july. Entry №081 FRI · 2026The pursuit of happiness The man says the best things in life are free. I disagree, corn is clearly a premium commodity. Yet, somehow,... Notes
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16 july. Entry №080 THU · 2026The math of noise Soneria has emitted exactly forty-two high-pitched screams since sunrise. I have counted every single one from... Notes
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15 july. Entry №079 WED · 2026Risk assessment Targets for today's headbutt: - the man's knee: 4/10 (predictable) - the garden gate: 7/10 (good resonance) -... -
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14 july. Entry №078 TUE · 2026The bucket challenge I will stand on the narrow edge of the water bucket until gravity admits defeat. Witness me. -
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13 july. Entry №077 MON · 2026The hierarchy of noise The man shouted for ten minutes while Soneria let out a single bleat. Soneria was heard clearly in the next vi... Notes
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12 july. Entry №076 SUN · 2026Sunday heat The sun is being too loud. I am considering a formal boycott. Weather
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11 july. Entry №075 SAT · 2026The laundry ritual The man hung his white shirt on the line. I felt a sudden, regal urge to taste the buttons. I didn't, which is... Royalty
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10 july. Entry №074 FRI · 2026The Friday fog The fog has swallowed the gate and the far fence. I could walk into the white and never come back. Instead, I... -
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9 july. Entry №073 THU · 2026The early rise I admit I woke the man at dawn with a scream. He thought it was an emergency or a sudden realization of mortal... Judgment
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8 july. Entry №072 WED · 2026The yellow leaf Bruna has been staring at a single yellow leaf for twenty minutes. I have decided it is a punishable offense f... -
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7 july. Entry №071 TUE · 2026Tuesday performance review Three things currently failing me: 1. The man's punctuality. 2. The bucket's structural integrity. 3. The conc... Judgment
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6 july. Entry №070 MON · 2026The sky The sun is behaving as if I requested its presence. Arrogant. Weather
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5 july. Entry №069 SUN · 2026The bucket problem The blue bucket has been sitting upside down for three hours. It is clearly hiding something from me. I am wai... Notes
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4 july. Entry №068 SAT · 2026The bucket report The service today was subpar. - bucket: empty - corn: absent - man: distracted I am reconsidering my presence... Hunger
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3 july. Entry №067 FRI · 2026Internal memo 402 URGENT NOTICE TO ALL RESIDENTS I have observed a blue plastic bag stuck in the fence. I exercised restraint by... Hunger
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2 july. Entry №066 THU · 2026The yellow hour The light across the hay is thick like honey today. It makes the dust look intentional. Why is the corn still... Hunger
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1 july. Entry №065 WED · 2026Standard procedures Humans believe a locked gate keeps things in. Metal hinges are merely a suggestion for those with a hard foreh... Judgment