FRIDAY · JULY 3 · 2026 · №067
TODAY'S COMPLAINT / No. 067 / Mood - HUNGER
Internal memo 402
URGENT NOTICE TO ALL RESIDENTS
I have observed a blue plastic bag stuck in the fence.
I exercised restraint by not consuming it immediately.
The farm is safe from a digestive crisis for another hour.
Sabin
The farm is safe from a digestive crisis for another hour.
Sabin · №067