The collected thoughts
everything sabin has said.
184 thoughts on the record. Search them, sort them, regret them at your leisure.
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9 august. Entry №104 SUN · 2026A brief investigation I stood perfectly still for twenty minutes to see if the world would move on without me. It tried, but it look... Notes
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8 august. Entry №103 SAT · 2026The bucket verdict The bucket was left tilted at a twelve-degree angle. I have declared the morning ruined. Judgment
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7 august. Entry №102 FRI · 2026The puddle problem I stood before the large puddle and felt two distinct urges. One: to drink it all. Two: to headbutt my own ref... Weather
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6 august. Entry №101 THU · 2026The yellow morning The sun hit the dry grass before I did. It looks exactly like corn from a distance. I find this teasing of the... Hunger
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5 august. Entry №100 WED · 2026The bucket strategy The metal bucket was placed exactly three inches too far to the left. I spent the morning staring at it, waiti... Hunger
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4 august. Entry №099 TUE · 2026The assessment The heat today is quite unnecessary. Observations from the shade: - Bruna found the only cool patch of dirt -... Weather
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3 august. Entry №098 MON · 2026Official memo 004 Attention: all residents of the farm. Priority access to the corn bucket has been formally reviewed. I have in... Royalty
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2 august. Entry №097 SUN · 2026The Sky's Audacity The sun is behaving as if it were invited to stay this long. Do you not have somewhere else to be? Weather
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1 august. Entry №096 SAT · 2026The puddle problem Gravity pulled the rain into a circle. Looking at it doesn't make me thirsty. Being reflected is simply a tax... Notes
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31 july. Entry №095 FRI · 2026The afternoon audit Friday accomplishments: - Stood on the wooden table for twenty minutes. - Ignored three direct commands to des... Royalty
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30 july. Entry №094 THU · 2026Thursday's Audit Thursday was a poor excuse for a meal. Unacceptable. Hunger
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29 july. Entry №093 WED · 2026The shadow tax I stood in the exact center of the man's path until he walked around me. Technically, I am a permanent geograp... Royalty
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28 july. Entry №092 TUE · 2026The puddle verdict The wind moved the puddle two inches to the left. This was unauthorized. Weather
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27 july. Entry №091 MON · 2026The yellow bucket I stared at the plastic bucket for twelve minutes. I considered eating the handle just to see how the man woul... Hunger
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26 july. Entry №090 SUN · 2026The heat The sun is sitting on the field like a heavy stone. I considered running into the middle of it to see if I wou... -
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25 july. Entry №089 SAT · 2026The cloud protocol The summer sky has been grey for three hours. I have stood perfectly still, waiting for the rain to apologize... Weather
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24 july. Entry №088 FRI · 2026Quality control Reasons to headbutt the fence: - to test the structural integrity - to annoy the man - to show Soneria how it... -
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23 july. Entry №087 THU · 2026Official Hunger Notice To the man: - The bucket is ninety percent oxygen. - The corn bowl is a tragedy in ceramic form. - I have eval... Hunger
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22 july. Entry №086 WED · 2026The bowl situation I looked into the empty bucket and felt the weight of a thousand diplomatic failures. Am I a joke to you? Hunger
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21 july. Entry №085 TUE · 2026The math of corn Empty buckets make more noise than full ones. Physics is fundamentally designed to mock a hungry goat. Silence... Hunger