FRIDAY · AUGUST 7 · 2026 · №102
TODAY'S DISPATCH / No. 102 / Mood - WEATHER
The puddle problem
I stood before the large puddle and felt two distinct urges.
One: to drink it all.
Two: to headbutt my own reflection.
I did neither, sparing the world from a very wet, very confused goat.
Sabin
I did neither, sparing the world from a very wet, very confused goat.
Sabin · №102