THURSDAY · MAY 14 · 2026 · №017
TODAY'S DISPATCH / No. 017 / Mood - WEATHER
The shed incident
Three days of rain.
Three days of forced confinement.
My review of the shed:
Corn quality: Acceptable.
Physical space: Insulting.
Human conversation: Weak.
I have decided to headbutt the door until it apologizes.
Enthusiasm!
Sabin
Enthusiasm!
Sabin · №017