SUNDAY · AUGUST 23 · 2026 · №118
TODAY'S VERDICT / No. 118 / Mood - JUDGMENT
Official memo on the laundry
MEMORANDUM: ALL HOOFED PARTIES.
I spent three minutes staring at the man's fresh white shirt on the line.
I exercised restraint and did not taste the buttons.
The wardrobe of the house is safe, for now.
Sabin
The wardrobe of the house is safe, for now.
Sabin · №118