WEDNESDAY · SEPTEMBER 23 · 2026 · №149
TODAY'S DECREE / No. 149 / Mood - ROYALTY
Official Decree 442
NOTICE TO THE STAFF:
1.
The bucket placement is currently unacceptable.
2.
Corn delivery must be expedited.
3.
The dog is forbidden from looking at me during business hours.
Non-compliance will result in a forehead-based audit.
Sabin
Non-compliance will result in a forehead-based audit.
Sabin · №149